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Hiya dolls and dudes!!! My name is Ashley and I am indeed a mother to 2 lil' monsters (no.. they aren't Lady Gaga fans.... at least not yet)! I live in Texas with a very patient husband, kids, and dogs!

Friday, July 8, 2011

I need a "Bruise Journal"

I think I have to be one of the most clumsy people on the planet. Not a week goes by without me cutting, scraping, burning, slicing, or slamming something on my body!!!!! Out of all the band-aids and pain there are two specific times that stand out.....The first was when I was a couple of months pregnant with Nickolas. I had slammed my thumb in the car door....AND IT WAS FREAKING LOCKED! My sweet sweet dad had to come pick me up from the house and take me to the ER. He drives a standard truck (that you can get some nasty whiplash if you are not careful!!) and tends to take the longest route to the hospital (Thank god I wasn't in labor!)!!!
The second has to do with just plain stupidity on my part... I know... you are shocked! I had been boiling some pasta on the stove and went to dump the water lost control of the pot and splashed boiling water up on my stomach! However... I do have a B-E-A-UTIFUL scar on my belly now.

.........So moral to the story I could fill pages and pages with just plain stupidity.

Pictures of the monsters were taken in June on vacation! Nicko was KING of the pool... and Charli... well.... she has already figured out that girls go to the pool to hang out in their little swim suits to watch the boys horse around!

Carpe Diem XOXO






Thursday, July 7, 2011

Dear tiny baby Jesus....

.... "I prefer the christmas jesus".... one of our favorite movies in the family! My sister can recite the WHOLE conversation and she is actually pretty dog-gon funny when she does it! I have had about all of this freaking heat I can take. I might have to start running errands in my 'skivvies' if you know what I mean ::wink wink::!!


Here are a few pictures from easter.... or as my dad would correct you "Resurrection Sunday"....! I just wanted one freaking good picture.... this is what most of them looked like!



And..... so I stepped in... I am pretty sure Nick-o was being bribed.... and Charli... well WHO KNOWS! ! Princess does what she wants when she wants and how she wants... reminds me of someone I know...... hmmm.....AH! And there is the Goliath costume... THANK YOU AUNT NANNIE! This has brought hours of entertainment in out house.... Although- J won't let him wear it out of the house! I fail to see the problem with it.... ;)


That is all you are going to get out of me tonight.... trying to get better about updating the blog....


CARPE DIEM xoxo